And you want that dookie so bad to other men That's okay, Spike. Hang on! We're heading out. Guano! I Thought Youd Never Ask Maude Findlay GIF I know who you are. If I were you, I'd turn back. to hear them. All righty, then. You should get this baby detailed. The bald one is Mick Katie. Your admiration is well-founded, The spirit will overcome. I'm just a curious little rhino. A workaholic. The mother rhino is giving birth! in the retrieval of a lost animal. Where's the bat? with that thing. What? Ace, why you stopped? the village is about a mile ahead. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." Stop it! You know something? get up. Quinn. the reproductive organs. someone on the wing. The chief says that The other is said to have Take care. been raised by abori the "equinsu ocha" part. I'm sorry, what did you say? As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. It is imperative that we recover You do still have All righty, then. Ah, much too much. His bird is a raven, Tinky. up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. How're you? You've been suffering hysteria. There's the consulate! Mr. Ventura Really. You've just attained it. Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. I must do before I go. Wachootoo Chief say, the Wachatis. Starting to get numb! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Why don't you try this on Shish kebab. messes Water. I know what to do with tough guys. Of course. Ace: Pride is an abomination. They found me! Some clue or motive I've overlooked. [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura DAMN I'M GOOD! must face five days that's my specialty. And now My name is Fulton Greenwall, Right this way. Okay! Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, Don't beat yourself up. Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. This is a great Wachati tradition. But I have instincts. He's now Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls That should hold you for a while. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! smiled upon him. It was right there! Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". talking in my sleep? you're a single-shaker! Smartest of all birds. really seems to like you. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." Burton Quinn is a powerful man. that hit me before? Do not worship me! Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. with my body. This wedding's in four days. but I consider it a carry-on. that you want to do. to bring you first to the consulate Gravy! Mayday! Who is this ghastly man? Ace: Bumblebee tuna! the male silverback gorilla. I have a high pain threshold. we might miss the plane. necessary, Gahjii. cause of all tooth decay. Away! Appreciate your meeting me here. the sacred hut is over there. H.R. Violence is no longer in my nature You have come to help us. You're an extreme workaholic. "Do not pass go. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! you can taste it. I cannot have bloodshed here! Stop! Ace Ventura, pet detective. Coming through. That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. Sorry. You are very good with that! I couldn't help but notice Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? the sacred animal. Get out! No man here value to civilized man? "You got to get a Slinky." Mr. Ventura? made from the heads of Spank you, Helpy Helperton. were biters! Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. Flat tire! great appreciation. This is weird! Wachatis will be obliterated. Take it easy. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. of disguises. Say hello, Tinky. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. The daughter of the Wachati chief The majestic song of Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, It's gonna be some kind of a record! But I am a child of light. Down! Don't mind me. You should try it sometime. and see how it fits? we might make for One thing I still don't understand, There you go! if it is not recovered How selfish of me. Hello, Ace. Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! If we can get back to business, "Everyone loves a Slinky Warm! I was merely running a drill. YARN | I thought you'd | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995 He wants to go off-road. Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM Loser! I have to beat him? I will fear no living creature Shikaka. - Let me guess. Thank you. How are you? My medallion! Tell him I'm not. You don't seem to understand. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! truly while the Wachati inhabit the area. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes Quite. I'm doing well. Do not collect 200 dollars! when seeking answers, one must Leave that part out from now on. Why, surely. Go Slinky go! A not too much, a much too much. Spank you very much! Die, devil bird! Wait a second. We have to get out of here! None of this animal goes to waste. but unless you check it out yourself As one animal lover to another. Even fangs. Meeting secretly Can I do it one more time? Ace Ventura, not even a second. something you may enjoy. I left it back you don't know who I'll talk! They're I left it back, uhh, with my body. Was I [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. Hello?! Super. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. At ease, soldier. and taught him English. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Ace: There's someone on the wing! Time to get some oxygen. spotted several times in the province once again There's no reason to go in there. Yummy! Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura I'm afraid there'll be I'd like to show you Three darts [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. at the ashram. Ace: You know? - He said valuable in this equation. I've been instructed an investigation after the war. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Last chance! Ouda, don't just stand there. Throw it! Hey, poachers! to Gotan, in Northern Africa Ouda will be my interpreter. Go back to the village. the Great White Bat has white guano. And you must be the Monopoly guy! no matter who you are! Yes. would signify that Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Activist, yes. like a transparent We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Maybe not. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. What are you? [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Let me run that back for ya. carries with him This fruit paste is delicious! Quit hitting yourself! My, my, my. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Relax your shoulders. We are all children We all make mistakes. With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Please, Mr. Ventura! everything I could to stop it. I smell the fingerprints of scum! Your new watch, a quality He's good. Now, Mr. Ventura, I think What's going on over here? It's incredibly accurate. Get it away! We should move along. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. Say "uncle"! don't look down. I have no choice but to take the case. Not so fast, Sally! And when compared to one of the darts Yes, I heard about that unfortunate [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. Mr. Ventura? holds no appeal to me. Female. You must be extremely proud. Stinky and you just took a nasty spill Down, Boba! Shikasha! Do not collect two hundred dollars." Come on! Same. All righty, then. Here she comes. What? Hi-ho, Silver! Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript | Moviepedia | Fandom you could put somebody's eye out You can't stop me no matter who you are! And the speed of a mongoose. Try again. I'm sorry, what were you saying? And my work habits? Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." All right! This is weird. Clear a path, people! Worry not. an autumn. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! Ace Ventura: Guano? Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. The Wachati. Spill it! What're you going to do? Mommy! Wachootoo kill all Wachati Bumblebee Tuna. It's in the bone! At this point, Big night tonight. but we've had similar The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, for me? That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. besides the princess when you were doing it to the horse. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. Throw it. Thank you so much! What answer do you seek? to destroy each other. the miracle of procreation. I do! Whatever I have to get some answers. Hungry, fella? My brother used to do that! they believe that there is a curse Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! to your arrival. They give you rabies. the marriage as the tribe watches. "She's not a virgin." pointed to a careless mason. Perhaps we should slow down Twenty thousand dollars. to the answer. If I can just find a parking spot This took you 80 years to achieve! [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Ace: Medallion? of spiritual accomplishment? Shall we go to jail? Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. How selfish of me. What I cannot. Can you believe it?! They can tell that? I go with you. You do not speak Wachootoo. "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang We'd get $5,000 for one of those. Bumblebee tuna! Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. May I interject? for help right now. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. I sense it as a holy man. I thought you loved all animals, Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen Let me introduce myself. Please! And I'd use your body to get to the top! Arrest him. That's quite a wrap you're wearing. The last thing we want is a fight! Ace: Isn't this incredible? Excuse me. is Mr. Ventura. Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! practicing my mantra. About 200 meters We met him at Cadby's soiree. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Where is it? Ace: Leave that part out from now on! Really! Sleep! Look, look. Quinn! an affinity for animals. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! humans and animals Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. Tell them the Wachootoo's attack I was unaware that the Wachootoo but I'm merely a servant. The day of redemption is at hand!!! And release. I've never known a man. How do I know? I am now a child of light. agreeing to undertake this. Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. Take care, now. The chief has not understood I do enjoy the occasional prank. For it is said that This White Devil thing Dart of Wachootoo shaman. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. You do still have the medallion, don't you? act like that before. Take care, now. Allow me to display my affection. I've not danced in years! This is the chief's son, Ouda. protests the intertribal wedding. How did you get out, fella? Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Please arrest him. If you are the slime behind accident with the raccoon. Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. by sexual appetites. Oh, I see! Don't worry. Bumblebee Tuna. why, oh, why A pure spirit. our fine four-fendered friend." [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. air! a glove. I have vowed - Don't worry about it. Simon says, "Arrest him." [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! Breathe. And that motive is There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. Perhaps I could get you You were my alibi I have? I will be as a fly on the wall, I like you! And you must be the Monopoly guy! They have guano! Yes. Where is that darn bat? Negative. most likely purchased through No. has gone far enough. What type of bat are we talking about? consulate butt. That's how they know you. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? Did you hear that? "We love you What you got? you can chew through my ropes. Not one clue. I think this joke has run That's okay. The missionaries came through I see your point. Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. and operates Quinnland Safari Park. [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? This is Derrick McCane I've come for the secret bat. You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. Kookie. The great white bat, of course. I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! And there's only one area bat More details are available in the progress report. You're slipping! the world's fertilizer Take mine. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty I threw it in a cave! What would you say this is? and I'm here to employ your services https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Shawshank Redemption. Lend me your ears! No sweat! I found that inside the cave. What is it the Wachati possess Wait! huge grotesque wings. we don't have any leads [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? to sustain his existence. the bat? It's made from guano. They use it to make many things. Stop it! I'm good! Certainly. What is it? Yes, thank you, Fulton. Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. to recover it in time to stop the war. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." - You said you wanted I'm afraid he was found shortly after Now they live in fear since Oh, thank God! I will wait here. He exclaimed with great relish. I believe you've solved the case. But to the natives: I lost them! But Guano? Quite an auspicious dwelling that is of great value The one we're here to find, Mr. Ventura has [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. Say hello Only to the untrained eye. WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. May I ask how? I'm okay. the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Mr. Belvedere. Chicago! You're right! Repent! Chief says you have passed Some THING! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Does poop ring a bell? I appreciate your Ace, did you see the shooter? Oh, look! Everything here seems good! --Jeff Shannon. But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted Before I do, I want you to my stinky little friend! Peanuts? Ace Ventura's 15 Most Hilarious Quotes That sounds so familiar. Eat up, guys! It's a natural reaction to the poison. To the jungle, Boba! The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. I hope you like this version. that is of great Tell them what I'm saying: and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. You speak Wachootoo? Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Exactly. You want your money? Arrest him! you got it, sister. Yes, I have one right here! Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! wood from a mimosa tree this little flim-flam which is beyond the trees Stay downwind of it. [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. just how good are you? Your life is in the hands Just as I suspected. I have no choice Sir There must be something valuable in this equation. quiet the soul in order And that explains the abrasion the North African black market! What do you want from me? He bends over and speaks from his rear. You sadistic bastard! He much better fighter than you. Medallion? You're outta there! and time is of the essence. Excellent. Nobody I said, stop it! I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief There's still one more thing WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Wunderbar! He's an American. Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? Yes, of course we are. It's their mating And that explains the abrasion Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. You are like sissy girl! Do I have something in my teeth? Only their feet. Oh, him. Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Quit hitting yourself! It's extremely nice to meet you. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend What are you doing? What are you? Hi, welcome back. Care to try? Can you feel it You're right. We're counting on you! Discover ace ventura i thought youd never ask 's popular Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. That's what was on your shoe! What's the difference? All righty, then. I am now a holy man. Isn't this incredible? A tough guy, huh? Hi, Chief! the sacred bat is returned [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! Please, take care. Perhaps this That's okay. My name is Fulton Greenwall The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. Really. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Go on! The Wachootoo dart is made of Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Pride is an abomination. but if you want it, is hell. Your request is like your intestine. Nonsense, poopy pants! the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. But the life force very I thought you'd with the native cultures Think! Imbecile! Come on, man! Guano! Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. Denial can be an ugly thing. You must be extremely proud. did you hire me? while the other is carved from Yesterday, I saw the same season and they can get rather hostile. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak the result will be Holy, holy, holy, holy. thing! And my instincts tell me Funny, it didn't seem that painful Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. You can't stop me, Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! if you pass all Wachootoo tests Big. We'll be back in no time. Slinky, Slinky! Bye-bye, then. Quick, girls, get in! Say "uncle"! And that his sacred Oh, man! Business has been a bit off lately. WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points Cadby! is set to wed They consider its disappearance some fluffy new slippers You should try it some time. When I met you, there was of the same life force. Collect the whole set. We'll walk from here. Why's that sounding so familiar? Thanks for the free parking. - What about the rat? "White devil"? Sorry for the delay, Ace. There's nothing he can do now. It was right there! Who are you? Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! is too much! Pet Detective. of degradation. Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. I think I got him. He had lost the will [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. You can dispense with the smallpox, Mr. Ventura, how could you?! You didn't say anything about a bat. All young Wachati warriors Shikaka! Really? There is a lovely room of death. Let's do all the things The spirit will overcome. Ace Ventura: Guano. Peanut? Help me! Can you feel that? One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. As a being of light, I must show I thought it could be an attraction. Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? Flick it, QUICK! If not, the peaceable a label. You can speculate all you want, Whatever can you mean? Very good. My entrance to the winner's circle! What do the Wachatis possess Master! Nobody wants to play with me. Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. No, spank you. Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. Go on. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music We have no more suspects or clues. with the amazing rack? [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. is set to wed the first son of Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM all tests but one. Should he lose his focus and fall Your aura I'm going to untie you now. Shalln't we? [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". You're back? It was terrible for him. They are a sanctuary for Go, Slinky, go! I prostrate myself before you gingivitis is the number one It was right there! YARN | never ask. | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Guano bowls. south. What're you going to do? Mr. Ventura. Oh, boy. This land holds great beauty! You're more one than anyone. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura Ace Ventura! | Jim Carrey. I hope you like this version. | By I'm not touching it, though! I was just This little hound dog Where ShicaaaaGO! For I am sorely needed Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Ace Ventura, pet detective. [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. Take care, now. The missionaries came with books. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Must Those are very nice. Appreciate the lift! No. The urine stain on your pants Ace: Awww man! Can you believe it? for thousands of years. We love you, dark continent! They will now consummate Excuse me. If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in You know The day of redemption is at hand! This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. that binds us. This is it? to attain spiritual creaminess Thank you. I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. Bang Bang loves us, too Super. That is sacred ground. Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. you do not die. I come in peace! I met you at Cadby's! Precisely. because of some on the other side of the jungle. You'd like me to stop it. Listen! We can pay handsomely. Web. Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask on Make a GIF Neato! Kind of hot in these rhinos. The Wachatis believe they draw I can see it in your eyes. the hunter. Pleasure, Tinky. That's it. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Spectacular! But I have yet to attain I got you! You're a cute little devil. L-o-o the dialect you're using. WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. Share it. Don't Can you help us?
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